Poems in Early Canadian Newspapers

 

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 Quebec Gazette

1766

 

 

November

 

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November 10, 1766. No. 97.



From the St. J
AMES’S CHRONICLE, of the 7th of August, 1766.


An Extraordinary Ode to an Extraordinary Man, on an Extraordinary Occasion.

 

The Country Girl that’s well inclin’d 
To Love when the young ’Squire grows kind,

Doubts between Joy and Ruin;

Now will, and now will not comply,
To Raptures now her Pulse beats high,
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And now she fears undoing.

 

But when the Lover with his Pray’rs,
His Oaths, his Sighs, his Vows and Tears,

Holds out the proffer’d Treasure,

She quite forgets her Fear and Shame,
And quits her Virtue and good Name,
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For Profit mix’d with Pleasure.

 

Profit and Pleasure soon are gone,
Despis’d, neglected, left alone,

To innate Grief a Prey;

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Hid in some solitary Shade,
She damns the Hour she was betray’d,

And pines herself away.

 

So P——t for many Years the Boast
Of England was, and him to toast,

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Next Church and King, seem’d fit,

Each blooming Maid and hoary Dame, 
Nay, ev’ry Mouth wou’d trump the Fame,

Of much-lov’d Patriot P——t.

 

Admiring Senates round him hung, 

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And Liberty seem’d from his Tongue,

T’expand with his loud Voice,

Britannia’s Sons exulting hail’d
Him, and whate’er he chose ne’er fail’d, 

Still to approve that Choice.

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But late this virtuous Chief, who long,
By Speech, by Pamphlet, and in Song,

Held Patriotism’s Steerage,

By Gold o’ercome, the pension’d Train
He join’d, and, couching to the Thane,
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Now gets himself a Peerage.

 

Yet, dear Britannia, yet forbear
On him to cast one single Care,  

He is not worth one Thought:  

He that well knew the buying Tribe,|
Proves that he knew the valu’d Bribe,  
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And wherefore he was bought.

 

And thou, new P—r, obey thy Summons,
And leave the noisy H—— of C——s,

Among the L——s to nod,

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Where if thou’rt tamer than of old,
Thy Hand perhaps a Stick may hold,  

But never more a Rod.  

 

Unheard of, may you slumber there,
As innocent as any P—,  

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As prompt for any Job;  

For now you’re popular no more,
You’ve lost the Power you had before,  

And your best friend the Mob.  

 

Or if disgusted you retreat  

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T’enjoy the Sweets of P—nf—t’s Seat,

And view the large Estate  

He fondly left ye, thinking you 
The honestest amid the few,

Honest among the Great.

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There with your P——n safe retire,
Gaze o’er the Moors, or by the Fire,  

Revolve Affairs of State;  

Think over all you’ve done or said,
And curse the Hour you were made,  
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With Ignominy great.  

 

With Vapours there, and Spleen o’ercast,
Reflect on all your Actions past,  

With Sorrow and Contrition;  

And there enjoy the Thoughts that rise
From disappointed Avarice,  
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From frustrated Ambition.  

 

For know, my L—d, your Reign is o’er,
The Whigs will trust your Word no more,  

Nor Tories longer fear ye;  

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No Followers as heretofore,
Or Train of Coaches crowd your Door,  

Nay, scarce a Soul come near ye.  

 

No more if to a Lord-Mayor’s Show  
(By Form invited) should you go,

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The Populace will hollo’,  

Unless as L——s are wont to do,  
You hire a ragged venal Crew,

Your Chariot Wheels to follow.  

 

And soon you’ll loudly, but in vain,  

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Of your deserting Friends complain,  

That visit you no more:  

But, in this Country, ’tis a Truth,  
As known as that Love follows Youth,  

 “That Friendship follows Pow’r.”  

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Here then, O P—t! thy Empire ends,  
And Britain’s Genius, with her Friends,  

Will better Days restore,

For Enoch’s Fate and thine are one,  
Like him translated, thou art gone,
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Ne’er to be heard of more.


 

 

  

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